By Scaryduck
http://www.scaryduck.com

On the sixth day, they came to my house
Demanding fish, booze and money with menaces.
They pecked at the cat and worried the dog
And left feathers all over the lounge.
Now the TV remote's gone and I can't go online
Because they're googling for filthy penguin chicks (http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/penguin7.htm).
But I daren't complain because they're the ones with the guns (http://pengor.blogspot.com)
And the bombs and the big pointy sticks (http://www.thepenguinconspiracy.com).
Some Christmas this has turned out to be this year
A pox on you, my so-called true love!


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