Tommy's parents catalogue the event with fifteen rolls of film which they will later thrust upon everyone within a five mile radius as proof that he is a Gifted Child before being burnt in an hysterical frenzy lest they fall into the hands of a grubby man in a raincoat who gets unaccountably excited by children wearing tea towels and tinsel on their heads.
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